Al asked, “So, what’s up?” “Well,” Ray answered, “I just got off the
phone with the sheriff up in the town of Wausoneke. It seems like an elderly
man went missing. They found his car by the river and no trace of him.”
“Wausoneke,” replied Al, “Where in blue blazes is Wausoneke?” Ray said, “What do you mean? You have been
reading all the old papers, haven’t ya? It’s up on the river, close to fifty
miles north of here. Over the years it’s been the spot of a few of the strange
occurrences. We are going to meet the sheriff at the river, take pictures for
him and wait around a while. Sometimes they call me to show up and just take pictures.
Their cameras are junk. And, they know a professional when they see one.”
An hour later, Ray pulled the four wheel drive up
next to the patrol car. The sheriff was standing down by the river tossing
rocks into the swift current. With the wind picking up, Ray hollered out, “Hey
Bill, don’t shoot me.” With that the sheriff turned around and said, “Now tell
me Ray, it's dark out, how did you know it was me?” Laughing Ray said, “Well, I
guess it could have been another officer, if he had stolen your cruiser. You
are the only sheriff who drives car number 21, aren’t you? And, I get paid for
paying close attention to details. Who knows, someday you might be famous
around these parts.” With a laugh Bill said, “For an old fart, you’re pretty
observant.”